Satire: Top Five Army Hoppers of All Time
Have you ever joined an army, stayed for a few days, and suddenly found yourself wearing a completely different uniform? Army hopping has been a part of the community for as long as anyone can remember, with some members seemingly changing armies faster than they can change their profile pictures. But who truly deserves a spot among the greatest army hoppers of all time?

Army hopping can happen for many reasons. Some people leave because they get bored, some because they find a better army, and some just randomly join a new one for no reason. You’ll see someone in one army today and then see them in a completely different one the next day. Sometimes you don’t even know what happened.

To settle this extremely important question, the Small Medium Army League reached out to community members for their opinions on who belongs in the top five. From legendary switchers to people who somehow manage to be everywhere at once, let’s see who made the list.
Who do you think would be on a top 5 leaderboard if it came to army hopping? Why?
Ghost, SMAL Admin: Id say Zall because I know from experience 😭
Yellow Typer, FV Leader: For me, my top 5 army hoppers has to be: Fruit Salad, Cyber, Zall, Kmart, and Jack.
-I’ve worked with fruit salad, dating back to when I was leader in FV and DPC and he was one of my hcom in both. Not gonna lie, he was a good hcom in DPC and he actually stayed there for a good time being but before and after it, my dude was hopping armies before I could even lead a full battle.
-Cyber will just hop armies, request power, troopsteal then hop again.
-Zall was just a valid choice
-Hi
-SMAL owns
Thunder222, SL Leader: i cant really think of much really, its Zall, Zayaphobia (or Zay) 12 year old me in Summer of 2021
the_alternate, SWCP Leader: SWCP leader and I think znation or klombe
GreenVege, SL Leader: Cyber/Eros/Tylex/AmeliaUwu/shazam/ragnarok
Fruit salad
zall
Ab boyz
yols
borapenguins, Templars Grand Prior: Zall
Tribal
Annabellie
Judy/Lawless in her prime
Quintessen
Yuiii, SL Leader: i remember greenvege army hopping 67 years ago
tho he stopped for now ig he realized its bad
elnova, ACP HCOM: Im not envolved in that topic but i think Yols moved to some armies the last time, i dont know another person that moved the last time that was troop of ACP
darci, WV Leader: I’d definitely say Ronaldo Vargas, bro was pulling stuff out of thin air and jumping everywhere where he could (and that actually tolerated him).
Lady Elsa, Templars Grand Ambassador: Hmmmm…. I think it would be Fruit Salad because he hopped a lot he hopped to sooo many armies
Smurf, Romans Active Guardian: 😅 I don’t know
JohnTheBad, SL 2ic: Hmmmmmmmm maybe yapper or zall
Yotagy, FV HCOM: 1st place: Zall or vier wtv he’s called now
2nd place: Zall or vier wtv he’s called now
3rd place: Zall or vier wtv he’s called now
4th place:Zall or vier wtv he’s called now
5th place:Zall or vier wtv he’s called now
uglyy, DW 2ic: for 1 ill say judy
for 2 ill say justin
for 3 ill say mocha
for 4 ill say fwapo
and 5 ill say Elite
Shadow, SL 2ic: As far as the people in CPA
1 would be me lol I been in 10 armies since 23
2 of course zall
3 would be klombe ig
4 would be thunder lol He’s been in many armies as leader so
5 would be yols ig
Army Hopping is not only funny and controversial but has also become a part of the Club Penguin community. Seeing the answers, Zall seems to be on the top of the pyramid when it comes to army hopping closely followed by Fruit Salad, Klombe, Yols and Shadow. Who do you think is will be on the top when it comes to army hopping? If you led an army, or lead one right now, would you let the army hoppers enlist? How many times have YOU army hopped?
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