Hello, Small Medium Army League‘s dear rizzlers. Today, we interviewed a few people to see which armies affiliates have the most rizz. Now without further ado, let us move on to our interviews.
The Small Medium Army League reached out to Masked Bandits‘ Advisor, BScharbach, Pontian Warriors‘ Second-in-Command, Yotagy, Fire Vikings’ Leader, Twilight, Shadow Legionnaires‘ Marshal, Yolsie and Star Force‘s Staff Member, Static, for an interview.
Could you tell me a pick-up line?
Bscharbach, MB Advisor: “you gotta walk up to shorty straight face and tell her yo your organs look like they’d sell at a higher than average market value”
Yotagy, PW 2ic: “On a scale of one to ten, you’re a nine and im the one you need”
Yolsie, SL Marshal: “Are you Luffy? Cuse I would just bend you over.”
Twilight, FV Leader: “Hey girl, are you art, because I can’t stop staring at you (with rizz)”
Static, SF Staff: “Are you from Tennessee cuz you’re the only ten i see”
So with these interviews, I have come to the conclusion that Fire Vikings has the most rizz, followed by Pontian Warriors and then Shadow Legionnaires, though they have it a little extreme. Star Force has a classic, overused one and they lack the skibidi sigma rizz. I would most probably run away and call the police for Masked Bandits.
So what do you think? Do you think that maybe Star Force could catch up with the others, or maybe Masked Bandits might rizz up a 10/10 shawty?
Annabellie
Reporter in Training
